"We're playing the games, but I'm tired of playing games,” stated Lesnar. “It's time for somebody to make a move. I'm going to go down to the UFC and see what the hell is going on down there."
Hhhhmmmm. What's going down here? Well, after your fight, the UFC signed one of the top three heavyweights in the world. Another of the top three Heavyweights in the world got taken out by somebody the MMA community thought was a complete nobody and now we're going to see his fight with the current heavyweight champ.
That's the games their playing chulo. Where do you fit in this?
Asked if he has talked to UFC President Dana White about his interest in competing in the Octagon, Lesnar answered, "We've spoken. I cannot deny or confirm anything. I'm just telling you this, I'm going to be there Saturday night and I'm looking for a win. I don't care who it is. If I had to fight somebody, I'd like to fight Randy [Couture]. I'll fight [Gabriel] Gonzaga. We'll see what happens."
He added, "I hope Randy wins that fight. I hope Randy wins that fight and then I can fight him in December."
I hope you hope for Randy too. I hope you been preping for him, saying your prayers for him, eatting wheaties for him, dreaming about him in your sleep.
Because when Gonzaga gets his arm raised and that belt goes around his waist, I want you to have a heart attack while it happens.
He's trying to pad his plate folks. He knows he ain't got nothing so he's aimming for Randy because he's popular. Even if he losses, he knows he's getting a payoff. If Gonzaga wins, he's got to work for that money
"I'm going to be attending the UFC this weekend, and I'm going to go down and watch and see in person, because I've watched these guys fight on TV. I'm going to go down there and see for myself and watch these heavyweights that I know I can beat," Lesnar told MMAWeekly.
Excuse me while I laugh my head off at your blind confidence.
"I'm looking to fight somebody with credentials. I'm not just talking Silver Medals in Judo. I want a belt. I've fought a lot of tomato cans. I've already had it. You know? I want a fillet Mignon. Let's do it, and do it right. I want to fight somebody, somebody that's got credentials because I've got them too. There isn't a wrestler, there isn't a heavyweight out there my size that has done the things I've done."
I find it funny that he looks over Olympic champs for a belt. I got a couple in my closet Brock. Just ask.
As to fighting a lot of tomato cans....when did this happen? In some alternate universe? All you fought was a Olympic judoka who hasn't taken well to MMA at all and was flown in last minute cause your original opponent, who would have killed you might I add, was barred because of a petuitary problem. Who else you fight? Bring up some documentation.
As to doing things you haven't done, let's see here....
- Wrestling
- Randy Couture
- Matt Lindland
- Dan Henderson
- Josh Koschek
- Mark Coleman
- Rashad Evans
- Kevin Randelman
- Uriah Faber
- Gilbert Melendez
- Kaz Nagata
- Pro Wrestling
- Josh Barnett
- Eric Paulson
- Matt Hume
- Kazuyuki Fujita
- Kazushi Sakuraba
- Shinzuke Nakamura
- The Shamrocks
The only thing they didn't do was make themselves look like the Michelen Man and work for a Roid factory.
Fucked yourself there, didn't you?
Questioned if the UFC is where he'd like to eventually compete, Lesnar responded, "The UFC, they're the big dogs on the street, obviously. You've got Randy Couture, who he's definitely going to be past his prime here. You've got Fedor [Emelianenko]. There's nobody out there that is unbeatable. Okay? All the media builds Fedor into this great monster. Well, every monster has his day.
Because we all know the only way to get a contract is to be a rude fucking prick.
And last I checked Fedor still lost one match due to a cut. Something everyone can't control.
There isn't a guy like me walking around that can do the things that I do.
Yes there is.
These guys, they don't know.
Yes they do.
Let's put it this way, in college, or everywhere that I've gone, everybody has said that I'm one strong son-of-a-bitch, and that's what I am, and I'm able to back it up."
If you're going to rely on your strength, your fucked. I will laugh gleefully when you lose.
"Absolutely, no doubt in my mine. I mean, you take Randy Couture for example, I mean he's the heavyweight champion of the UFC, but he's a small heavyweight.
Ah yes. Randy is a small heavyweight therefore he can get stomped anytime. Way to bring that MacMahonism in there Brock.
I enjoyed watching Randy beat the sh*t out of Tim Sylvia. I enjoyed that. I mean take a look at this guy, Tim Sylvia, the guy’s feet; they're damn near webbed. He looks like the Swamp Thing. The guy is a vulture. He can't wrestle worth a crap. He's got a jab and a little right hand. There's no way. I'd double-leg his a** right through that cage so fast, and that would be the end of the fight. I'm tired. I'm tired of this. Brock Lesnar wants to fight somebody, somebody with credentials, and Tim Sylvia ain't the guy."
And again with being a rude fucking prick.
Brock Lesnar is nobody. He's trying to squeeze Dana for a contract and is using TNA, a second rate that prides itself on hiring wastes of time, occupational hazards and criminals rather then recognizing all the talent they could be promoting to actually advance the business.
Either way, I hope something bad happens to Brock. He's a blowhard musclehead who thinks he's important.
He isn't.
